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commradequestions:

nebuvoid:

wolfalicesilk:

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This is about 2008

actually they invented depression one year later for the emo movement

Yo be fair we’ve all been almost double depressed since 08

Wednesday, 26th of July
#funny  

headspace-hotel:

pingwen:

headspace-hotel:

inneskeeper:

lakevida:

mylestoyne:

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brandon sanderson fans

cheesecake factory menu

me when i’m being asked about the workplace employee handbook

I mean, people can like what they like, but this wording makes it sound like every book they’d ever tried before had a sex scene by page 102

More than that, there’s an implied flow chart here. Books by DEAD authors don’t typically have a sex scene by page 102, but books by LIVING authors always do. Fascinating!

An author dies and the sex scenes mysteriously vanish from their novels

Wednesday, 26th of July
#funny  

7ft-tall-shadow-creature:

sharlatan-ka:

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

Wednesday, 26th of July
#funny  

heystephen:

divining-skeptic:

jennifersbod:

anyway normalize women not wanting children as a happy ending

its NOT a happy ending, for a majority of women. Having kids, especially for women, is an intrinsic biological desire. If you are a person who genuinely has no desire for kids or god forbid dislikes kids, that is an anomaly - you might have some trauma or mental/emotional hangups that you have to work out of, or you could be autistic or some other thing. But Its not normal to not want kids. Living childless does and will make women miserable. Dying without kids in, in fact, a bad ending for the vast majority of women.

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there is something so deeply wrong with you baby girl

Wednesday, 26th of July

electricslug:

electricslug:

SAME GENDER MARRIAGE PLANE FLIES IN TOTK

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SKILL ISSUE

Wednesday, 26th of July
#funny   #loz   #totk  

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

Wednesday, 26th of July
#princess bride   #tpb   #funny  

tonyoso:

had someone comment “investing at x notes” on one of my posts and then the post just stopped getting notes which is a thousand times funnier than it blowing up if I’m being honest

Wednesday, 26th of July
#funny  

maamlet:

decaytriarch:

everythingfox:

Ready to fight

(via)

wants to PLAYING!!

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obsessed with the Shape

Wednesday, 26th of July
#video   #cats  

canolatie:

hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?

Wednesday, 26th of July

mousette:

inhighcotton:

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glitch1920:

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Wednesday, 26th of July
#funny  

decaffynated:

evilwizard:

chromegnomes:

evilwizard:

chromegnomes:

evilwizard:

*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism

only if it’s actually wise. the last guy who asked me this had a pretty foolish aphorism tbh

oh… uhuh… *really should have prepared this ahead of time* never ignore… the melody of time… when your shoe’s untied?

*considers this aphorism sagely, sipping my horrible and bitter potion*

yes. there is wisdom in this. he whose shoes are untied must carefully mind the rhythm of his steps. bartender, another Wretched Potion, for my comrade here

*to self* holy shit… my aphorism… it’s wise!

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I were inspired

Wednesday, 26th of July
#funny  

sorrytoallwholikeme-blog:

nemfrog:

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“The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years.” Dream of stars. 1940.

Internet Archive

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Wednesday, 26th of July
#funny  

commissarpiglet:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

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i don’t know if i can do this blue sky app anymore

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Dril, on twitter a couple of months ago, said that he would block every single user with a blue checkmark. people on bluesky, a website that is not twitter, have said that this is bad because content creators and sex workers sometimes buy blue checks on twitter to advertise their content. that’s literally the entire thing leading up to these posts

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Wednesday, 26th of July
#funny  

waitineedaname:

waitineedaname:

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I simply don’t think that’s true eBooks.com but thank you anyway

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Wednesday, 26th of July
#funny  

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Name: Victoria
Age: 20
Pronouns: she/her
Location: The UK
Studying: Biological Sciences


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